! HE DID COME BACK.
In breaking news today, the united states government initiated a cover up in november 1956 which appears to be the return of a very angry jesus christ. Witnesses now coming forward describe the scene on that october day : "well, I was sitting in my car when around the corner, just past the chutney factory, I saw this... massive jesus! Of course at first I must be seeing things, but when he bent down to my car window and peered in, I said the onnly thing I could think - 'jesus!- he looked angry and said in a booming jesus voice 'keith actually'.

other secriptions of events put government officials and so called super soldiers capturing the jesus (keith actual name) in a specially customised rabbit hatch with little breathing holes. The story continues on cnn.




Edited by mralfie on 02/10/2002 09:57:59