Hits: 123672, Horoscopes viewed: 449346 - new scopes to add!   Personal messages from Pessimystic Meg: Willie F. from Milford on Sea. John Holmes (porn star) will bring good fortune whereas A3 (paper size) should be avoided at all costs. Bess Z. from Ratford Bridge. Snowstorm (weather) will bring good fortune whereas Miss Piggy (feminist) should be avoided at all costs. Linda U. from Stane. Egg plant (houseplant) will bring good fortune whereas Herpes (STD) should be avoided at all costs.